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I love the new Sloganize! thing we have now. So.. I decided to sloganize myself and see what came up lol. Here are a few..

«hhmmmmm... April.»
«With a name like April, it has to be good.» (Ohhh yeaahhh!)
«Where the hell is April? ...

Okay so as some of you know.. Well, all of you know.. I've been kind of MIA.

Well I'm back.

Yay!

I've been gone because I've been moving to New Jersey.
But now I'm settled and I'm back.

It kinda ...

I FINALLY did it!
After the NUMEROUS times of getting my ass kicked by Bunite, I finally beat him!

We decided to play Guitar Hero 3 one night. We play on Expert. Almost always the Co-Op shit because he's better than me and I don't ...

So yeah.. This blog is a little late. Well, actually it A LOT late. But anywho..

It never snows here. NEVER. Well, once like over 15 years ago. But after that.. NEVER. It was funny because everyone was saying how it was snowing where they ...

Don't you just love ignorant people?
They can be entertaining sometimes.
But then again they make you want to rip their head off.
Yeah.. That's pretty graphic.

But anywho..
It just so happens that EVERY time I play, ...

Have you seen this?

This is badass. I'm definitely getting one of these when it comes out. It's the coolest shit ever.
That's all there is to it.
I didn't watch the entire ...

You are Jagermeister! Dark and mysterious, you have both a light and a dark side. People are often scared to approach you, but once

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I REALLY don't understand the need for people to talk shit about and to female gamers. I guess they feel like such a bad ass because they put down a girl. No wonder the majority of the population of male gamers are virgins. Maybe if they'd stop being ...

You are just plain evil. There is probably no biological reason for your evilness, other than a desire to get your kicks out

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Don't you just hate it when you have SO MUCH on your mind that you can't think? You can't even get your thoughts together to try and talk about it so you can get the BS out of your head but you can't even form the words. So instead, you just get to sit ...

I always have a **** load of random stuff floating around in my head so.. I figured I'd share it with you guys!

First of all, a hole is NOT a hole. I agree with Highlander, a hole connecting to a guy is WAAAAAAAY different than a hole connecting ...

So I get off the box to go get ready for work.

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30 minutes later I come to. I'm laying on the bathroom floor with a killer headache. Luckily I was right beside the toilet ...

Okay first of all.. Why does something important always happen when I'm sightly inebriated?

So I'm sitting outside smoking and as always, I'm in a party just talking. Finally, I make my way back inside and see that in a span of 15 minutes, ...