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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of Texas A&M, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer said, "In the neighbourhood of $125,000 a year, depending ...

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Let's not beat about the bush: game consoles are expensive, and in some cases, known to be a tad failure-prone. Here are six things that could already be killing yours.
Heat

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Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.

She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates ...

Damage reports from the U.S.-Mexico border region are growing after a magnitude-7.2 earthquake in Baja California that was felt from Tijuana and Los Angeles to Las Vegas and Phoenix.
The quake struck south of Mexicali, Mexico, at 3:40 p.m. Sunday, ...

Okay fellas, the ladies have to hand it to you-- you do a lot of things to make our hearts swoon. You surprise us by taking the initiative to invite us out to dinner-- where we will undoubtedly enjoy a romantic meal by candlelight, talk for hours, spoon ...

I would do anything to pass this exam

A beautiful female college student comes to a young professor’s office.
She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly, “I would do anything to pass this exam.”
She leans ...

One day a blonde was having trouble with her computer, so she calls tech support.

"Hello how can I help you?," the tech support woman says.

"Yes, I am having trouble getting my computer to do anything," the ...

NEW DELHI – For nearly 30 years, India and Bangladesh have argued over control of a tiny rock island in the Bay of Bengal. Now rising sea levels have resolved the dispute for them: the island's gone.
New Moore Island in the Sunderbans has been ...

Each week for the past month I been doing the joke of the week.
In the month of April I wont you to send me your jokes i will set down with some of the members get the top 4.
Then in the month of May i will post one joke a week.
But ...

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APIRL 23 2010 IS TOUNEY DATE .

The 4 vs. 4 Modern Warfare Ironman Tournament is free to enter for everyone.

It will be the best two out of three for each match. The Tournament will be single elimination.

Winning ...

THIS WEEK IS JOKE IS PICKUP LINES THAT FAIL.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

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every thursday i will be posting a joke and hope you all enjoy them.


One day three very bad people felt guilty for the different crimes they committed went to church

The first crook said "Oh, Father! I have killed

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