Do You Play Too Many Video Games?

I don't think it's possible to play too many games but there are a few ways to tell if the impossible is happening to you.

• The first few days of a game release you eat all your meals in front of you console or computer.
• You start thinking 3 or 4 hours of sleep is good unless it's the weekend.
• When you shut your eyes game images flash in your mind. (This recently happened to me with Plants vs Zombies.)
• You dream about video games either playing them or in them. (last night I dreamed I was cornered by Aliens and someone in my dream said the aliens had taken Sl4yer and were going to eat him. I'm still sad.)
• You know game release dates better than you know your loved ones birthday.
• You have a video game character tattoo.
• You own several game slogan t-shirts but this doesn't include a Crosseyedgamer shirt.
• You search e-bay for game memorabilia.
• You OWN video game memorabilia.
• You know Red Bull will increase your game kills for a couple hours.
• You know the respawn points on every map.
• You have a bumper sticker that says "My other car is a Warthog."
• For you a perfect day is a great team and a PERFECTION.
• You no longer have a girl friend and you think jobs are optional.

The only cure for Video Game Overkill is a nice walk in the park but you don't get to take a Javelin with you, the choppers will remain flying until you get home.