CEG Savvy

So I have known Bunite for about 3 years and I thought I knew everything there was to know about him but clearly I do not. You see, a few weeks ago I was in a xbox live party with B and some other people that will remain nameless at this moment and Bunite shared some disturbing facts with all of us. Somethings that Bunite enjoys are stoves, stair masters, stairwells, ramming into walls and little people in elevators. Now I'm sorry but being trapped in an elevator with little people is scary to me, especially hearing some of the things he would like to do. I'll let your imagination run wild on that one. With that said, Bunite I really don't know what happen to you when you were a little boy but I think we need to fix it. I mean really whats your story? Did your mommy drop you on your head? Were you left at the circus when you were a young lad? Did little people live in your closet? Have you ever been trapped in an elevator? Please enlighten us with your story. All I can do is give you some food for thought. It's not ok to have hot ass and ramming into walls is never fun. Also, why a stair master all you do is run in place and that's no fun because you can't go anywhere. Stairwells are just dark, scary and not a happy place to be. Last, seriously do I even need to touch this one, I don't think so. So here are some options for you. I can talk to my friend the Doctor and see if he has any words of wisdom or I can get Excalibur and you can grab the magnum and we can try to fight off these evil spirits side by side. One last option would be Scooter getting out his magic wand and he can try to make the bad voices go away. It's your call but I won't be getting out my camera and video taping anything in an elevator. You are really starting to worry me and I don't know if royal pain in the ass fits you at this moment. Maybe we need to change your color to purple and give you the title Little People Lover. I don't know why don't you tell me. CHEA =)