How Activision Could Be MORE Evil
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on 08-06-2010 at 05:41 PM (223 Views)
Ok, they are evil enough to rule Hell at this point, but with a little extra effort they could make Hell's basement something other than a game room.
How Activision could be more evil:
They made a deal with Bungie to create a new universe for gamers to play in. The could force Bungie to make the main character of that game look like Bobby Kotick, the CEO of Activision.
The could Make Call of Duty 3 only playable with a on line pass code that you can only get by buying a game nobody wants like Transformers: War For Cyberton.
Delay Diablo 3, just because they can again.
Mess with the crack cocaine of gaming, World of Warcraft. Activision is the only dealer these gamers have, they could unplug it for 6 hours and then have everyone pay $10 to turn it back on. Those gamers would be drooling and crying while they punch in their credit card numbers.
They could put out a signal that would hypnotize gamers into thinking that Guitar Hero is a great game.
Activision could turn all female game characters into hot guys so they are more fun to watch.
They could have Rage Against The Machine play Do the Hokey Poky on Guitar Hero.
To be even more evil Activision could take all the fun out of gaming as Bobby Kotick said in this statement: "take all the fun out of making video games," They are succeeding in that statement.







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