Dear Bunny

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Monroe,

The cookies are on the way, I will warn you of the Fruit Cakes, they seem to be everywhere right now. For the seasoned Dear Bunny readers you know that's not good. Never ever keep one, pass it along to someone else. They seem to multiply quicker than bunnies.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[CEG Crazzy FS]

Dear Bunny,

Hello! It's been a very long time since I've spoken. Yes I was a monk for several months and off to a crusade to find the Holy Grail. It was only recently that i spoke when some idiot ran over my foot while I was walking across the street. I told him what was on my mind....3 hours later I finished.

So since I haven't spoken to anyone in a while I decide to make a list of people I needed to contact. Low and behold you're on top so hello, how are things going? Did you and Hylander finally decide to go into the pink and brown polka dot thong business?? I've heard it is very lucrative. I've also heard that secret pictures of the "beach walk" have been posted on facebook. Is this true? I better get some royalites if this is the case. Is the crosseyed one still bothering you? I remember you said that you were getting migranes because of it.

Yes, I need to get back and game with some of you, I hope I was missed as much as I've missed you.

See you online!

Your secret admirer

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Admirer,

You need to work on your story, 3 months as a monk? No one is buying that one, a vow of silence is totally doable for you. I know for a fact that you've been out collecting booty on that pirate ship of yours and keeping a tight lip about it.
You have been greatly missed and a good game of 'this or that' is always waiting to be played.
Dear Bunny hasn't been the same without you.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[CEG Quagmire]

Dear Bunny,
Please return my invisibility cloak ASAP.

Sincerely, H. Potter

[Forgotten Son]

deer bunny....... wait like half deer half bunny???? that would be one messed up animal.... i wonder if it could mate with bunnys and deer? oh welll yeah back to my question.....CRAP i forgot it oh well

sorry for wasting your time <3 tbone