Dear Bunny

[CEG BigPapa]

Dear Bunny,
Ill see what i can do, ill try turning the switch off see what happens lol.
if that doesnt work ill get creative lol.

BP

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear BP,

I suggest you break the LIVE camera coverage, you can get a lot more work done without everyone watching. I know I saw Big Foot down there. And besides, it makes people angry.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[CEG BigPapa]

Dear Bunny,
Agreed ive seen so much differnt live footage im sure that a channel is going to be made devoted to it soon
Also yea apparently we hired Big Foot to try to stop it up with his big feet being put into the whole but that didnt work, apparently big foot cant breathe under water....
Are u going to feed me down there when i shut it off?

BP

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear BP,

The party is already under way, the barbeque is fired up and ready to blacken some fish.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[CEG BigPapa]

Dear Bunny,
Sounds yummy save me fish

BP

[PR0PH37]

dear bunny....

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooow.. .this is kind of an interesting thread you have going here.... i likeded it... please when replying, i would like to be called..................... well mr. ghey



- pr0ph37...

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear.................Well Mr. Ghey,

Your wish is my command. As far as the thread goes, it's only as interesting as those who post here. Welcome to the party and don't accept any fruit cakes. Just a bit of Friendly advice.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[CEG Dimond CS]

Dear bunny,

how do you feel about lawn gnomes? I feel that they stare at you and try to look up girls skirts which is really weird and kinda creepy... i also feel they try to take candy from children.. what do u think we should do to stop them?

~ hiding from the gnomes

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Hiding,

Not to worry, I have that under control. My Flying Monkeys are very busy right now so I have a few friends working on that.



Once they've collected all the Gnomes they will head back to the Mother Ship.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[CEG Dimond CS]

Dear bunny,

sometimes i fear that maybe you missed one.. they are kinda tricky and like to hide and mix in with their surroundings.. is there a way to be sure they are all gone?

~concerned

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Concerned,

You have every reason to be worried. Some of them only show themselves on a full moon.



Time will tell.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[CEG Dimond CS]

Dear bunny,

any chance u can send some pink monkeys after them? i hear they are afraid of them...

~solution

[George (Doc)]

Dear Bunny,

I am ashamed to say that over the years I have falsely portrayed myself as something I am not. I pretend, but I believe people are beginning to see through the facade. I noticed that as I walk down the street...bunnies no longer run and hide. Other woodland creatures will walk bound towards me in hope of landing a treat. So I need help admitting to the world that I do not really like to slaughter and kill bunnies...in fact I find them sweet and cuddly. What is happening am I losing my "edge", will my reputation be effected? I'm worried...please help?

A Confused Professor

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Confused Professor,

No self respecting Bunny or any of those lowly woodland creatures would ever mistake you for the animal lover you are claiming to be. I have heard through the vegetable kingdom of you ability to eat 10lbs of potatoes in a setting but that was the side dish, what meat did you eat along with those potatoes?
Pigs and cows may be dumb enough to walk to the barn but the animals following you are simply tracking your every move. Your only edge is in knowing you had better watch your back, The Nutty Professor is delicious with carrots and onions.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[George (Doc)]

Dear Bunny,

It seems I snapped...on my way home I couldn't take the animals tracking and went on a rampage. The carnage caused a 30 year homicide vet to vomit. I am in a bit of a pickle with the not only law enforcement, but also a Terrorist group known a peta... apparently they are opposed to my actions. I was thinking of sending then a bucket of friend chicken and some Omaha Steaks to get them on my side...would this be a good idea?

Dr. Evil mean cousin