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[George (Doc)]

Question from an elderly gentleman



I have this issue which tends to cause me to have huge headaches daily. It's called Vbulletin 4.0. While it is a great program which we use as the backbone of our online community it seems to be haunted or so I believe so.
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Example, one minute the colors are dark with blue, the next they are dark with gold. In some areas the drop down menus have white text and others the text is grey. This tends to make the text disappear from time to time as the highlight is also gray.

In many other areas changes just seem to happen on their own.

Are we in fact haunted?
No, it is not haunted, but it is infested with cyber gnomes bent causing the world confusion and disbelief. My suggestion for you is to send in a rabid rabbit and a quirky gerbil, both of whom are experts in dealing with gnomes. If that doesn’t work I will write you a prescription for your headaches I believe copious amounts of Scotch should do the trick. *Doctor Recommended

Or is the CrossEyedGamer webmaster just insane?
Insane….yes, Genius….maybe, Old and Senile….defiantly. I would still look into the cyber gnomes and again Scotch does wonders.

Both?
It can go either way…You may not be completely insane, but at time you are a bit crazy and while Vbulletin is not haunted it is being affected by a super natural beast.

[CEG Highlander]

Is it bad if I substituted Jack Daniels for Scotch?
And what was the recommended dosage?

I think I may have taken to much as although my headache is gone so is my ability to do anything else other than mumble in tongues. It does seem to have another side effect which If I had someone to share it with it would be great for them. To bad that someone is a she and well she is not with me at this time. Oh well, I guess I will need to call those dudes and put in a request for AMY again. That's something entirely else so don't even bother with that right now. LOL!!

We shall push onward and overcome this beast of the Vbulletin. I think. Maybe. Whatever..