Nintendo wii made me nympho!
Sorry if this post is a bit short or has bad spelling but I am currently in line at my local gamestop. Yes, in freakin line!!! Why are these people not at their jobs right ?
I came down here right away to get my Wii Fit Board as it now does a bit more then just help you get in shape and lose weight.
Seems if you happen to use this thing right, or I should say simply fall off it can turn a woman into a sex addict.
Randy Amanda Flowers (the new most looked up person on Google) needs 10 sex sessions a day after the slip-up. Now the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on.
She is a catering worker and says, “It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.”
Her doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve.
Amanda who is 24 and SINGLE, said: “With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me.”
About an hour after this hitting the airwaves, the makers of VIAGRA reported a RISE in sales bigger then when pornstar Houston held her famous Houston 500. Also worth noting is Enzyte has stopped offering free samples.
I am just hoping once I get my new Wii Fit Board I can find me a woman to fall off the damn thing.
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