As Unknown Turns

[CEG BlueBox SL]

The walls of the little village of Unknown are surrounded by the Evil Savvy Savages. Dictator Sl4yer sat drinking a soda at B.W.Wings wondering just how he could get his DMR to reach them from there.

Unfortunately the Savvy Stalkers were too much for him so he called Monk who started talking them to death.

There may be hope for the Village of the Unknown, once the Evil Queen and her minions arrive, we may get this mother rollin.

What will happen next? Your our only hope Obiwan!

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Looks like a posting war to me, I'll see what I can do.

[Truth]

The Evil Queen and her Minions arrived using every horse and buggy in their little Amish village to make their way to defend the Kingdom of Unknown.

Monk was finishing his oration and was successful in keeping the Savvy Stalkers at bay, but as he finished the Stalkers released a secret weapon no one was expecting. A nude man, rumored to be from the highlands of Scotland, emerged holding a sword so small and thin that it was barely visible, but the nude man was waiting to reveal his true power.

Meanwhile, Slayer was on the move... He was creeping to the the area where he last left his Sniper Rifle, onlt to see it in the hands of a more capable Bluebox...

[CEG BlueBox SL]

Slayer let out an exasperated utterance, "Aw, come on Bluebox!" but it was no use. Bluebox had grown tired of always letting Slayer have his way with the gun. So she scoped in on the Savvy Stalkers and Bam, Bam, Bam, got a Killionaire....Alright, maybe a double kill. ......"Here you go Slayer.." Bluebox dropped the Sniper on the ground and let Slayer pick it up to do his thing.

Slayer was on a roll. All Bluebox could hear was a loud voice from the sky saying "Triple kill, Overkill, Killtacular," But just then, Slayer was distracted by the Naked Man, he had to put his hands over eyes to keep from being blinded.

Monk started to run away from the approaching Naked Man, when he caught sight of little Bunny's that The Evil Queen had set loose. He then ran around chasing them, trying to fry them... The Savvy Savages were moving closer and The Naked Man began to unleash his true power when The Evil Queen and her rebels stepped in...

[Crosseyed Bunny]

....And smacked some sense in that man. Running around scaring all the little bunnies. Oh my freaking word. The queen was not amused and had all the Piggly Wigglys shut down early. The Savvy Stalkers were shocked beyond belief and ran home to check their supply of rubber bands to make sure they would last the weekend. Everyone knows the Savvy Rubber Band Band is the hit of Savville.

[CEG Savvy]

OMG that's way too funny but I wonder who's this naked man

[CEG SL4YER CM]

A problem remained with the Naked Man. After taking a heavy beating form the Infamous Evil Queen. The naked man knew he would not be able to stop the village of Unknown and its Amish alliance alone; Joining the Savvy Savages was his only hope.
SL4YER, Known for being a great leaderof his village, was also great leader on the battle field. With his Experience he new the war had only just begun.
SL4YER had to make a Journey and make more Aliances. He first set out in search of the notorious Invisible ARK! ARK was the Legendary warrior SL4YER had Known from years past......

[CEG SCOOTER]

Just a word to the wise dont mess with the savvy stalkers. Word on the street is the leader of the stalkers also has his own version of savvy's mighty exaclibur. I have witnessed firsthand its amazing power. Believe me nothing i've seen here so far measures up to it. Like i said jus giving ya'll fair warning before to many of you gang up on the stalkers. The more people the more excited excalibur gets and from what i've heard theres enough to go around. haha

[Crosseyed Bunny]

The leader of the Savvy Stalkers is in need of new batteries. The Unknown Village is using solar jet packs and are unafraid of any handheld games.

[CEG BlueBox SL]

The Leader Slayer had his imaginary friend King Arthur doing all his art work for him under a fake name, Josaphine. In the art work is hidden secret codes on how to turn the Savvy Savages into Zombies which wasn't that far from their original selves.

[Crosseyed Arty]

King Arthur was the ruler of all Invisible Friends. Even though he's invisible, he dressed as a king with a crown and his long trusty sword of Excalibur. His gift of power was descended from the gods and that he would only use this power with great responsibility. King Arthur approached Sl4yer in attempt to discuss the codes. The codes layout as follows:

....Hello.....You....are.....A....Zombie.....1234. ....5678....9....0.....Human Flesh of purity, bring thyself to this battlefield and whichforth sent this great power to turn evil into
dust.....0.....9.....8765.....4321.....ebimoZ....A ....era......uoY......olleH

King Arthur approached Sl4yer and said, "If you decide to switch the codes for secret purposes, let me know". Sl4yer approved and kept the Savvy Savages at bay.

[CEG Savvy]

The true beholder of Savvy's mighty exaclibur DID NOT APPROVE of any of this damn code nonsense and vowed to protect her and reigned furry on the village of Unknown unleashing the naked man and all of his evil powers. The savages all united and with the help of their xbox controllers, they produced enough voltage to re fuel Savvy's weapon of choice so she can be one with the naked man and raise hell in Slayer's little unknown village.

[CEG SCOOTER]

i've seen enough nonsense about the excalibur. only savvy has the true excalibur if you think you have one its a foreign ripoff which is fine. unless you want to try going head to head with the original and i hate to say it but you just may come up a lil short. Once again just a lil warning i'd hate for anyone to have to feel inadequate when confronting savvy's might sword.

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Sl4yer, the original owner of the Master Sword, had fear for his Unknown Village. The Savvy Stalkers were talking their Smack and bringing out the big guns. The only option left to him, (after Monks speech failed to make them drowsy) was to find the Naked Man who wore a highland skirt, feather boa and pink tap shoes everywhere he went.
One strike of the feather boa and enemies run in fear. Does this man even exist......

[Truth]

The true Excalibur could never be wielded by a woman. She may care for it, polish it, but never wield it.

In the end the code failed...it was infected with a virus and the Savvy Savages commenced their siege on Unknown. He knew that the walls were recently reinforced and they could possibly hold out for months, but he needed to do more...he had to find away to rid his land of the Savvy Stalkers. Looking for inspiration and a strategical analysis he went to General "Scooter" Custard for help. As they sat down to talk his biggest fear came true....Monk had defected.

Savvy now armed with the Nude Highland man and Monk seemed unstoppable. Would Slayer even stand a chance?

[Crosseyed Arty]

King Arthur approached Sl4yer to talk about his failure code, "Hey Sl4yer, about that code?" Sl4yer put his hand in front of King Arthur's face and said, "Dude...we need to talk." Sl4yer took King Arthur to a High Tower and sat at a table across from each other. Sl4yer impied, "Ok...Here's the deal. Let's get a new plan to get rid of those Savvy Savages and that Naked Man." King Arthur took a sheet of paper and a feather. He drew down 50 battle plans in one stroke of the pen. King Arthur showed Sl4yer one battle plan, "Can this work?" Sl4yer replied, "What the hell? Let's go for it!"

[CEG BlueBox SL]

It was looking grim for SL4YERS village of UNKNOWN. Bunny and her rebels, Monk with his bunny catching net, King Arthur with his codes, and SL4YER with his sniper, stood along the great wall watching the Savvy Stalkers pressing ahead. Savvy stood a ways back from her stalkers, since after all they were stalkers, and because she was letting them do the brunt of the work while she readied her Excalibur to go in for the final kill. SL4YER and the rest of them talked amongst themselves going over the plans that King Arthur and SL4YER had put together....When suddenly...Bluebox came rolling past them all as a dinosaur. SL4YER and the others gasped in horror and Bunny said, "That is so not a good look."

Bluebox climbed over the great wall with her big Dino hands and evaded around the Stalkers kicking them all down with her huge feet. She took out a lot of them and ran back when she was getting weak. She switched back to her original form and stood by the others who stood there with their mouths open looking at her. "What? Dinosaurs are cool." They all just shook their heads, and went back to discussing a plan.

[Rick Lewis]

All this naked talk is making the naked man very happy. Just take a look at his, huge, long line of pink thong wearing ninja gerbils, who await his command to attack. Woe unto you who's butt gets in their way.

[CEG Savvy]

Savvy and her stalkers were not yet defeated. Their only hope was within the powers of the naked man. Even thou Savvy can wield Excalibur alone, it's power is more fierce with help. She calls upon the true beholder, the naked man and her savages to protect her and her village. Unleash the furry she announces and let the fun begin.

[Crosseyed Arty]

As Sl4yer and King Arthur agreed to a battle plan, they returned to the moat wall to find more Savvy Savages. In the mist of battling, something appeared over a mountain near the summit. The figure stood tall and was shining pink. Sl4yer told King Arthur, "Fetch me my eye piece!" King Arthur pointed back, "It's on your belt sir." Sl4yer took it out and pointed the eye piece towards the mountain. Sl4yer's mouth dropped and shouted, "IT'S THE NAKED MAN!!!" Everyone on the battlefield stopped and looked towards the mountain. Everyone gasped in awe. There was a 5 second pause and then...there was great rejoicing. "YAY! YAY!" Then everyone went back to fighting.